Oh man, am I ever about to hit the reset button on this thing. Straight up b-more gossip blog, y'all. That's right, I got the SCOOP on what's really good in the syphilis capital of the world, and that mean that you, dear readers, will also be bare handing the proverbial dog shit that, like it or not, we all know you want to see, smell, and perhaps even taste. That is a gross metaphor, y'all. Sicky-von-tricky. To all the haters out there who say that mongering is a greasy profession, I say check the wall behind your couch backs, because we all know you let your soul glow, I am just being up front about it.